Brother: I just schooled this Jesus freak on his facebook wall and now he's all up on my wall.
Me: Why were you--wait, what?
Brother: Yeah, I just started some shit on his wall when he just copied and pasted all this Bible bullshit.
Me: On his own wall? He just had some quotes on his wall?
Brother: Yeah, from the Bible. And I was all like, 'Cool story, bro.'
Me: WHY did you start shit on someone else's wall about something that had nothing to do with you?
Brother: Because Jesus freaks irk me to my core.
Me: But it was HIS wall!
Brother: Did I tell you about that time I took on a bunch of jesus freaks in a pizza store? i was totally drunk and i still made more sense than them.
Me: Why do you care whether some strangers in a pizza store like the Bible or not? And why does your logic have anything to do with their religion? Religion and logic are not the same. Even religion in its BEST sense is divorced from logic. It's like saying that you are a better speller than a chihuahua. It doesn't make sense as a competition.
Brother: I like the way you think. I will now compare him to yo quiero taco bell