Posts tagged "reasons of me"

I have to read fic silently late at night so as not to wake anyone up and I will tell you right now, this is the most hilarious silent gesticulation and hand-wavey feels I will ever do.

May have thoroughly fucked up a few months ago when I booked my room for Venice. Whoops.

Worst case scenario: yet another night spent in an airport. I have done it before, I will (probably) do it again.

fivepips:

The awkward moment when the party already started before you walk in

cannot tell you how many times I have gotten “start” and “stop” mixed up while singing this line…

…guess which one is more accurate to my party-going experiences.

True story: if your fic assumes Coulson is really dead, I assume your fic is really incorrect. And then I headcanon my way through.

UGH

I am so so so so frustrated when my brother talks on the phone while driving.

We’ve had an agreement for years that he would at least not talk to me on the phone while driving but sometimes he only tells me after he’s gotten home that he’s been driving the whole time while talking to me.

I have too many issues to sort through with the family members who have already died, I don’t want my baby brother on that list too.

An addiction, that each Zodiac is likely to have.

blk0912:

randomzodiac:

Sagittarius: Gambling
Aries: Caffeine
Gemini: Smoking
Pisces: Alcohol
Leo: Shopping
Aquarius: Video Games
Libra: (Sleeping) Pills
Scorpio: Internet Addiction
Virgo: Cleaning
Taurus: Eating
Capricorn: Working
Cancer: Addicted to another person 

Maybe I should have been an Aries? I’m a Virgo who hates cleaning…

I have an aunt who is, like, thoroughly into Zodiac stuff and she sometimes goes around the table at Thanksgiving explaining how everybody is the perfect embodiment of their sign…..then she gets to me, frowns, and changes the subject.

I laugh at people who expect me to clean.

(via thisisaboutnotbeinginclass)

some night I stay up reading all the de-aged Avengers fic

People I don’t know just arrived with my roommate..

…and I skipped introductions and just rewound the episode of Too Cute I was watching so we could all watch the Australian Shepherd mom fail at mothering.

Priorities, I has them.

story of my life

story of my life

(via breenwolf)

Things I have done so far today:

  • accidentally caused a flood in the driveway
  • accidentally made a mess of the living room trying to clean up dog toys
  • accidentally spill coffee
  • accidentally track muddy footprints all over the house

Things I mean to do today:

  • dissertate

In case anyone needs me, I’m going to be super busy in the next month and will not be as active here as of old. Tag me if you want to grab my attention, I respond always to ifeelbetterer. And you can always drop me an ask.

On the plus side, I’m going to be soooooo productive in the next couple of weeks. I will be doing the following:

  • writing a conference paper to deliver in Venice at the end of the month
  • writing the first draft of my job materials to be workshopped, like, a thousand times starting next week
  • finishing my next chapter (which, it turns out, will be the first chapter)
  • revising and polishing my third chapter
  • revising an article based on my second chapter
  • shopping said article which means a cover letter and other bureaucratic stuff
thatfunnyblog:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

True story: my mom threw her dissertation into a pool when she was done with it, left academia, and spent the next year as a NYC cab driver.

thatfunnyblog:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

True story: my mom threw her dissertation into a pool when she was done with it, left academia, and spent the next year as a NYC cab driver.

(via whatithacasmean)

My stress level correlates exactly to how much I look like the cyber geek friend from a 90s TV show.

Mistakes I Have Made So Far Today: watching an hour of puppy youtube videos instead of finishing my revisions or showering

You know how when you’re going through the margin comments your adviser left for you, you sometimes come upon “I’m not convinced,” all by itself, no other context?

Is it terrible I just feel like sticking my tongue out at the comment and moving on?