I have to read fic silently late at night so as not to wake anyone up and I will tell you right now, this is the most hilarious silent gesticulation and hand-wavey feels I will ever do.
I have to read fic silently late at night so as not to wake anyone up and I will tell you right now, this is the most hilarious silent gesticulation and hand-wavey feels I will ever do.
May have thoroughly fucked up a few months ago when I booked my room for Venice. Whoops.
Worst case scenario: yet another night spent in an airport. I have done it before, I will (probably) do it again.
True story: if your fic assumes Coulson is really dead, I assume your fic is really incorrect. And then I headcanon my way through.
UGH
I am so so so so frustrated when my brother talks on the phone while driving.
We’ve had an agreement for years that he would at least not talk to me on the phone while driving but sometimes he only tells me after he’s gotten home that he’s been driving the whole time while talking to me.
I have too many issues to sort through with the family members who have already died, I don’t want my baby brother on that list too.
Sagittarius: Gambling
Aries: Caffeine
Gemini: Smoking
Pisces: Alcohol
Leo: Shopping
Aquarius: Video Games
Libra: (Sleeping) Pills
Scorpio: Internet Addiction
Virgo: Cleaning
Taurus: Eating
Capricorn: Working
Cancer: Addicted to another personMaybe I should have been an Aries? I’m a Virgo who hates cleaning…
I have an aunt who is, like, thoroughly into Zodiac stuff and she sometimes goes around the table at Thanksgiving explaining how everybody is the perfect embodiment of their sign…..then she gets to me, frowns, and changes the subject.
I laugh at people who expect me to clean.
some night I stay up reading all the de-aged Avengers fic
People I don’t know just arrived with my roommate..
…and I skipped introductions and just rewound the episode of Too Cute I was watching so we could all watch the Australian Shepherd mom fail at mothering.
Priorities, I has them.
Things I have done so far today:
Things I mean to do today:
In case anyone needs me, I’m going to be super busy in the next month and will not be as active here as of old. Tag me if you want to grab my attention, I respond always to ifeelbetterer. And you can always drop me an ask.
On the plus side, I’m going to be soooooo productive in the next couple of weeks. I will be doing the following:
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
True story: my mom threw her dissertation into a pool when she was done with it, left academia, and spent the next year as a NYC cab driver.
(via whatithacasmean)
My stress level correlates exactly to how much I look like the cyber geek friend from a 90s TV show.
Mistakes I Have Made So Far Today: watching an hour of puppy youtube videos instead of finishing my revisions or showering

You know how when you’re going through the margin comments your adviser left for you, you sometimes come upon “I’m not convinced,” all by itself, no other context?
Is it terrible I just feel like sticking my tongue out at the comment and moving on?