i feel better

blaineheavenanderson:

thegayestarabian:

stannisbaratheon:

i love tags so much tags are the fourth wall it’s like tumblr has developed a spectating sub-culture where it’s more generally acceptable to write your comments in tags rather than in the caption making us aware of the differences between content and commentary and when to use one or the other and the act of copy-pasting someone else’s tags is to capture a thread of discussion like being in agreement with a stranger on something that brings us together i just love tags so much

#the content is the push back and transformation between the text and the viewer #then the tagging is the dialogue between content creators and other viewers#it’s another level beyond #where we’re commenting on our own culture and the narratives that have sprung up in reaction to the original text #so it’s narratives upon narratives upon narratives #and the constant dialogue creates so much wank and hate#but it also drives us to ever greater heights of creativity #because a gifset capturing this particular thing; through the selective eye of the gifmaker #generates tides of commentary based around that narrative #and so the gifmaker becomes better; to better capture what they want to capture #and taggers become ever more delighted and inspired or intrigued or sparked up for whatever reason #and it’s a feedback spiral (not a loop) because it goes ever forward and upward #it’s a conversation about ourselves through narratives #it’s glorious and th e best eveerrrr

#the best part is that when people post the tags #they’re taking someone’s commentary #and they’re saying this deserves to be content #like it’s a blatant endorsement of the words #and saying that they need to be more permanently attached to that post #for more people to see #and so not only have we developed a vague system about what goes where #but the language is different #and we know when it’s acceptable to break those boundaries #and what that means #the amount of linguistics that can be found by looking at tumblr meta #is fucking amazing

(via jebiwonkenobi)

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

(via fuckingniara)

leupagus:

drinkmasturbatecry:

derpalecki:

gangnamstiel:

derpalecki:

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE

fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks

okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low

back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development

except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution

but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running

so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run

and that, basically, is the butt-cheek

tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things

thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt

i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you 

I like tumblr for a lot of things, but this - THIS - is why I love tumblr

Tumblr: where fucked up is heartwarming

teenwolf:

ohthewhomanity:

Hales roasting on an open fire
Kate Argent ripping out your heart 
turns out she was a big fat liar 
and tore the family apart

Although she’s been dead
For a long time, many days
We still miss her
Don’t you?

(via breenwolf)

thatspookyspectersmile:

whatswrongwithmyspook:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

spookygays:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

pgay:

how did jesus promo god with only 12 followers

he made them write a popular fanfiction

im literally so done with you people

The Bible was just one of those text posts that starts off really funny with clever comments and then a fight breaks out and suddenly it’s got 1 billion notes and no one can agree if it even has the original text or source on it any more.

500% done

(via hellotailor)

chuckle-voodoos:

aranyeha:

there should be feelings hookers

like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be

that’s a therapist

that’s the thing you just described

(via miss-pamela)

thepokeymansproject:

I was so sure this one was made up. I was SO SURE you were just messing with me.

how - what -

This has always been my reaction to Pokemon too….from a distance.

REBLOG if you think Tumblr needs to improve its message/fanmail system, with an Outbox, so you can keep track of what’s been said in a conversation.

ofgeography:

webbyghost:

isnarniainyournose:

evayoblog:

cosmic-rebirth:

(With enough support—reblogs in the thousands—I’ll write to them, pointing out the deficiency, but so should you.)

yeah ffs

hells yes

oh my GOD YES PLEASE

I feel this.

today I met a stranger who reads Sterek

arizonagarbage:

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. I was eating lunch today in a cafe and had a cupcake for dessert. I split it in half so I could make a cupcake sandwich out of it and this girl at a table next to me saw it and said under her breath, “DILF.”

I froze and looked at her and was like, “I’m sorry, WHAT?” And she got all red and goes, “No, no, no, I wasn’t calling you a DILF, it’s just the cupcake thing, it’s this story, and then, yeah.”

And I just looked her straight in the eye and said, “Sterek.”

And there was a moment of silence where we just looked at each other and then we both went back to eating our lunch like we hadn’t just admitted to each other that we read gay porn about fictional characters.

AND THUS THE SOCIALIZING OF THE WILD TUMBLR CONTINUES.

(via fuckyeahstilesderek)

ghirahim:

snarkylittleshark:

harmlesscheesecake:

my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it

the screen immediately turned black

I’m performing an exorcism now

Is that silly string?

its not silly string if its a very serious matter

(via leupagus)