March 2012
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February 2012
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not language but a map: okay WATCHED THE TRAILER... →
gyzym:
Oh my god Tony feels just…just everywhere, spilling out all over the floor, it’s TonyFeels 2.0, new and improved now with an extra dose of self-derision, and you know I bet he built that little landing pad onto Stark Tower the last time he was in NYC, when Fury told him they just wanted him to…
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sing it
emmerish:
I have about three hobbies
shipping things
getting people into shit
getting stupidly into things for extended periods of time
these are all very time consuming hobbies
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really the last (probably)
David: Am I correct in assuming that the phrase “pimp my ride” means “modify my vehicle”?
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possibly the last one that's what i'm telling...
Robert: I was voted 88th most handsome man in the world.
Rob: Where did David finish?
David: I was not listed.
Robert: I’m not so very sure David was mentioned.
Rob: Generally, Robert is considered the better looking of your outfit. But if it were me, I—can I say this, not in a gay way, but I think that you (turns to David) are easier on the eye than him. I think there’s...
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Lee Lee Lee
Lee: You can live up North and still be on the telly.
Rob: No, you can’t.
Lee: We just got this new machine up there, it’s wonderful, it’s called “the car.”
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sad realities of my life
I just realized I was getting significantly anxious about who was winning more in an episode of a silly British panel show from four years ago.
This is made even sadder by the facts that I wasn’t anxious that one side was not doing as well as the other—I was anxious it might not be a draw. I like the draws best. I want Lee Mack and David Mitchell to always not win against each other.
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also Robert you're lovely but David moreso
Robert: My nickname at school was Mr. Custard.
David: Why were you called Mr. Custard?
Robert: Because, firstly, I was very sick once on some custard. While I was at school—
David: On some custard?
Robert: I was sick because of the custard but there was some custard left so, yes, David, I was sick on some custard.
David: It was sick custard on custard.
Robert: Yes.
David: He sees...
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David David David Mitchell
David: Right. Well, I think the key here is the context. Why were you in the Madonna complex, moving from room to room, in search of sugar?
David Mitchell's Five Point Plan for surviving... →
nicolasechs:
ifeelbetterer:
show off education
find big man to save me
check to make sure sex is definitely off the table
collect marketable items
get a PhD while in prison
He came up with it on the fly but I think it speaks to how wonderfully his brain works.
Which ep was this? Because I need to watch it NOW.
Series 1, Episode 4. It’s on youtube here.
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more Lee Mack
Lee: If Tara knows about moving weather, I’m going with her.
Tara: You want to marry me now!
Lee: You are the most frightening person I’ve ever met.
^ Babe, that’s not how we interact with ladies. Try, as an alternative, saying, “yes” when they offer you nice things/marriage/sexy times.
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re: Lee Mack (I love you too, babe)
Angus: Clouds were once removed from the sky so that Paul McCartney could perform ‘Good Day Sunshine’ in concert.
Lee: Sorry…what do you mean?
Tara: You can move clouds if you really want to.
Dave: [science]
Lee: Is this a dream??
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David Mitchell's Five Point Plan for surviving...
show off education
find big man to save me
check to make sure sex is definitely off the table
collect marketable items
get a PhD while in prison
He came up with it on the fly but I think it speaks to how wonderfully his brain works.
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re: David Mitchell again
Jimmy: Imagine you’re disagreeing with someone.
David: I’ve never disagreed with anyone, but alright. I can imagine.
Jimmy: You’re disagreeing with me right now. So. This is what it’s like.
David: No, we both mean the same thing. You just don’t realize it yet.
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David: Maybe they actually really did get on, deep down. Maybe there was a lot of love there. A...
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re: David Mitchell
“When you’re lying…I want to just take you home and put you on a shelf.”
“The second half of that is no longer wonderful.”
IF IT WAS ME, DAVID, I WOULD JUST TAKE YOU HOME. OR YOU COULD TAKE ME HOME. OR I COULD BUY YOU A DOORKNOB AND INSTALL IT FOR YOU AND YOU COULD SWOON.
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"I recently bought a cat but took it back a day...
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Would I Lie To You? (more) (and then more)
The biggest problem I’m having with my sudden manic obsession with Would I Lie To You?—and that’s saying something—is that so many of the lies are things I would willingly exchange a pinky toe for it to be true.
SPECIFICALLY: David Mitchell got ejected from a club for dancing on the table. The kicker for me, though, was that he explained the actual ejection happened when...
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Fair warning: darkness is coming
So when I say “fair warning” and “the darkness is coming,” I am, of course, referring to the fact that I have been spending this week alternating between dissertating alone in an empty room of computers on campus during the day and watching Would I Lie To You? in the darkness of my lonely room at night and that this is having its expected toll on my sanity.
There are...
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Rupert Graves vs Everyone else:
Hitting your forties
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Doing a period drama
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Photoshoot
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Football
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Lestrade
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In drag
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In general
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Wow he actually looks really good in...
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