All I need are a couple of bureaucratic hoops and THEN I WILL TEACH THE VICTORIAN NOVEL SURVEY FOR THE FALL, YES I WILL, FOR I AM KING.
does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight
(via cosmictuesdays)
I often start singing songs I had no idea were stuck in my head until they came out of my mouth. Couple that with the fact that I usually have a 50% recall of the actual lyrics aaaaaaand….
…I just sang, “I’ve got them boobs like Jagger.”
FIC REC: These Things Happen by lavvyan [AO3]
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (background)
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanova, Steve Rogers
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Alternate Universe - Phantom of the Opera Fusion, Swearing, Angst, Romance, Communication Failure, Happy Ending
Series: Part 1 of Theatrical Kisses
Summary:
Clint’s dancing sucked, but it seems the ghost isn’t paying attention anymore.
The Opera Ghost takes an interest in young tenor Steve Rogers. Clint isn’t jealous.
At all.
(WHOEVER KNEW THIS FIC EXISTED AND DIDN’T TELL ME IS FIRED. MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE BEFORE NOW.)
Reason #1,324,789 of why I love this show.
This was a casual side conversation between Bashir and Sisko about a fellow crew member, completely unrelated to the episode’s plot, and its just so sweet.
It’s nice to know that if you’re a pregnant father-to-be on DS9, your buddies Julian and Miles will build you a hatchling pond, buy you baby clothes, and throw you a shower eagerly attended by the station’s commanding officer (who was practically beaming with joy when he found out that you were expecting).
How wonderful.
(via nicolasechs)
“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]
YES. GOOD.
Just to clarify my position
I have a lot of experience with having a sexuality that you yourself consider atypical and possibly a personal failure, so:
- there is nothing wrong with wanting or not wanting to have sex with someone
- there is nothing wrong with setting the terms of that sex or lack of sex
- there is nothing wrong with how often or how infrequently you want to have sex
- and there is nothing wrong with having or not having sex just cuz
That’s it. That’s my piece.
I can go into more detail for you if you need. I’m a good listener and my position will always be that there are physical things you need or don’t need and you are always in the right when you make those things happen. We talk the big talk on tumblr re: women’s sexuality but it’s far too easy to feel guilty or ashamed. If a one night stand, no feelings attached, is what you need, there’s no shame in that. If you never have sex ever, there’s no shame in that. If a long, intimate relationship is what you need to have sex, there’s no shame in that.
This is a sex positive tumblr and it always will be.
Mae West one-liners.
Who doesn’t want to be Mae like Mae West? ;)
I love to think about the fact that nothing but chutzpah made her the sexiest woman ever.
(via nicolasechs)
oil on linen paintings from the series “in the flesh“
If I’m the only one who did a double take at a name that ends with “Fletcher” and starts with a “J” and also has a “B,” I will weep into my hat.
(via fivepips)
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